Meeting No.9 – Girls

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A meeting was convened at Jezs house as his good lady wife was away with the twins. She suggested Songs about girls and the challenge was taken up. Only four of us could make it and Roger had to make a quick exit as he was up early for a work trip to Wales. As usual, you prepare a list of top tunes that gets changed almost straight away as someone plays something that reminds you of another song…thank the Lord for iPods so you can carry big chunks of your collection with you. I toyed with the idea of just playing Cramps records all night but only ended up playing 2. Hot chicken wings (well, legs actually) with Jezs special sauce, dips, crispsetc.. were gratefully accepted as I d arrived straight from work.

The Girls (acoustic) Calvin Harris (Jez)
Whole lotta Rosie (live) ACDC (Roger)
Girl Stereophonics (Simon)
Today’s the day my wife met my girlfriend Rodney Carrington (Bob)
Little Girl The Banned (Jez)
Crazy Mary (live) Pearl Jam (Roger)
Ada The National (Simon)
Whats inside a girl? The Cramps (Bob)
Girl on fire Pendulum (Jez)
A Girl like you Edwyn Collins (roger)
Hey little girl Icehouse (Roger)

Then Roger had to depart and we started in themes. First, Songs about specific girls.

Martha Tom Waits (Simon)
Dr Lee PhD Beastie Boys Feat. Lee Scratch Perry (Bob.whos wife IS Dr Lee PhD)
Girl who lives on Heaven Hill Husker Du (Jez)
The girl who was too beautiful The Hot Puppies (Simon)
Enola Gay The Treble Spankers (Bob)
Wide eyed girl on the wall Small Faces (Jez)

Then a misogynistic round..

Let the bitches die Lightspeed Champion (Simon)
Devil Woman Marty Robbins (Bob)
Woman Anti-Nowhere League (Jez)
Pretty Girls Make Graves The Smiths (Simon)
All women are bad The Cramps (Bob)
Drips Eminem (Jez)

Sex/ Sex Object round..

Girls of Porn Mr Bungle (Jez obviously!)
Peaches The Stranglers (Simon)
XXX Funk Funk Doobiest (Bob)
Good Morning Little Schoolgirl Ten Years After (Jez)
Southtown Girls The Hold Steady (Simon)
Late for work Darts (Bob)

A Lovin round
Cant take my eyes off you Muse (Jez)
Eyes like tar Pete & the Pirates (Simon)
Chelsea hotel oral sex song Jeffrey Lewis (Bob)
I believe in the way you move Jeremy Warmsley (Jez)
Jocasta Noah & the Whale (Simon)
Im in love with Margaret Thatcher Notsensibles (Bob)

Then back to freestyle.

Handbags and Gladrags Chris Farlowe (Jez)
You stole the sun from my heart you bloody cow The Manic Street Preachers (Simon)
Shes lost control Grace Jones (Bob)
Girls get the bass in the back (Hey baby remix) No Doubt (Jez)
Gracie Ben Folds (Simon)
Strange kind of woman Deep Purple (Bob)
Pasties and a G-String Tom Waits (Jez)
Typical Girls Slits (Simon)
Girlie Girlie Sophia George (Bob)

It was then time to go I lamented that I hadnt had chance to play My Sharona by the Knack A light shone in Jezs eye have you heard the 9 Coronas version? I have now!!!!

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Bob the Chiropodist

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